Nicolas Cage’s directorial debut “Sonny” is a grim, Southern noir about a tortured gigolo, soaked in sleaze and wildly uneven ambition.
IN THIS CORNER: KELLY MINTZER
The Lowdown
We’ve watched a lot of bad movies for the Cage Match. This must be understood, or nothing that follows will have the appropriate impact. I know bad movies. I’ve seen bad movies. And I know that Nicolas Cage Bad Movies are usually a different kind of bad. So I went into Sonny, Cage’s directorial debut, prepared for garbage.
But friends. Nothing could truly have prepared me for Sonny.
I want to start this with a disclaimer: I’m a professional. Please, for the love of God, do not try this at home. Because this movie—if a “movie” we are committed to calling it—is truly, next-level terrible.
I’m actually not sure it even really exists outside of my world. I’m half convinced that it is a punishment created specifically for me, some sort of divine retribution for a wrong I can’t remember committing, perhaps because it was so egregious that I’ve blocked it out.
Because truly, watching Sonny should only be done as an act of penance. Or I guess maybe to achieve sexual fulfillment if you’re a masochist, we don’t kink-shame here.
I honestly don’t know how a movie like Sonny happens. No, that’s a lie. It happens because Nicolas Cage is both incredibly established and a Coppola, so no one’s telling him “no”.
Guys. Someone should have said no.
In one of many areas where this would-be Faulkner/Williams piece fails to understand anything about those Southern Gothic masters, Sonny doesn’t face consequences for his behavior. He physically attacks a woman. Later in the movie, when a customer refuses to pay him the full amount she owes him, instead of just taking something of value, he proceeds to smash a bunch of her belongings.
I agree that customer sucked; I also, personally, do not enjoy watching men get physically aggressive in that way. It doesn’t feel triumphant, it still feels abusive, and frankly, I’m not cheering for mediocre white men behaving badly.
But, despite these erratic and bonkers tendencies, Sonny never experiences any blowback. Dude lives a shockingly charmed life.
And oh, by the way, this movie is white as hell. IT TAKES PLACE IN NEW ORLEANS!!!! I mentioned to Steph that my initial response was irritation at the erasure of Black folks from NOLA, but at the end of the day, I feel like they’ve already suffered enough in America. The Black population deserves the peace of not being associated with Sonny.
Look, I’m going to wrap up because I’ve gone on for SO LONG already, but I haven’t scratched the goddamn surface. This movie is abhorrent.
Apparently Tommy Wiseau loved it, so, you know… let that sink in.
The Cage Factor:
It’s not only a rat in a cage, it’s a dead rat in a cage. And yes, I blame Nicolas Cage. Because the actors are good actors. James Franco is talented, and so is Brenda Blethyn. Harry goddamn Dean Stanton is in it, as is Emmy-award winner Mina Suvari. And all of them give terrible performances. If all of the actors are good but awful in the movie, I put the blame firmly and entirely on the director’s shoulders.
I’ve never felt compelled to say this before for one of these reviews, but now it is necessary. Fuck you, Nicolas Cage.*
AND IN THIS CORNER: STEPHANIE MALONE
The Lowdown
There’s something strangely poetic about Nicolas Cage making his directorial debut with a film like Sonny. It’s an offbeat story about a man trying to escape a life he was born into but can’t seem to outrun.
The man in question is James Franco’s Sonny, a haunted ex-soldier turned reluctant gigolo, returning home to New Orleans after a stint in the Army, only to be seduced back into the sordid life of prostitution, courtesy of his manic, matriarchal madam of a mother (played with unhinged, Southern-fried gusto by Brenda Blethyn).
Cage, ever drawn to broken men and flamboyant emotional wreckage, clearly feels for Sonny. And that’s perhaps the most fascinating element of this flawed but earnest mess: it feels like a confessional.
Set in the murky underbelly of New Orleans, the atmosphere is tangible and oppressive. It’s almost enough to elevate Sonny into the realm of compelling sleaze—almost.
The screenplay, penned by John Carlen, draws heavily from the darkness of his own life, which makes it shocking that there is so little emotional core. The story feels undercooked—less like a lived experience and more like a stitched-together pastiche of Southern Gothic tropes. The film aims for tragic but lands on tedious.
Despite its many flaws, there’s something fascinating about Sonny. If this film had come from a no-name indie director, it might have been filed away as a weird little cult curio, occasionally rediscovered by film students who love misery porn. But because it’s Cage, it was put under a microscope—and promptly squashed.
Today, some may be able to view it more kindly as a noble failure and a fascinating disaster. Alas, Sonny never quite earns the title of “misunderstood masterpiece.” It’s too slow, too scattered, too hollow.
It’s also oddly flat for a film about sex, death, and the yearning to escape your destiny.
This was rough, but I still love you, Mr. Cage. Always.
The Cage Factor
Cage’s fingerprints are all over Sonny, for better and worse. You can sense his affection for broken people, his yearning for theatricality, and his reverence for melodrama. It’s just all poorly executed.
Cage’s extensive experience in front of the camera with auteurs like David Lynch, the Coens, and Werner Herzog doesn’t quite translate into assured storytelling. Ultimately, this feels like a first-time director trying very hard. Maybe I’m alone here, but I’d love to see him try again.
Technically, this is also a Cage acting role, as he inserts himself into the film via a brief, heavily disguised cameo—think: Joker by way of a Dollar Store Colonel Sanders. It’s a deranged and largely unnecessary addition, but also perfectly Cage: a surreal cherry on top of a very weird sundae.
How to rate it? If you’re a Nicolas Cage completist, then Sonny is probably required viewing to understand the full scope of his artistic ambitions. If you’re not? This one’s an easy skip—unless you’re in the mood for Southern discomfort with a side of sweaty despair (sorry, Nic).


















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