This week on the cast, Chaos & Carnage are putting coal in your stocking with a “Red Christmas” holiday party…but that doesn’t mean they don’t love you.
This Christmas, the only thing under the tree is this podcast.
ABOUT THIS EPISODE:
You say you want a Christmas horror movie? Then we have the movie….not really for you or for anyone. Consider yourself warned that while the deaths are great, the story is…eh. Watch at your own risk, but whether you watch it or not, make sure you check out this week’s episode!
If you are a new listener to the PaNcast, be aware there are spoilers and expletives ahead! We break down the movie, go through a summary, offer analysis, trivia, arbitrary awards, reviews, ratings, fanfiction and more!
“ET mom tries to abort baby and baby just won’t die. Comes back for revenge things go awry.” – Carnage’s Five Second Summary
Ever wanted politics, religion and pro life vs pro choice shoved down your throat in a horror movie? Yeah, us neither. This is the holiday movie that no one asked for, but Australia had to make. Australia and Dee Wallace, you have done us dirty!
It’s a tale as old as time; mom aborts baby…baby lives anyway…baby hunts down mom and her family twenty years later. Baby proceeds to kill off mom’s family while begging for mom to love him. Suggestion? Maybe don’t kill the rest of the family and then mom would have given you a chance? Just a thought. Deep thoughts from Chaos and Carnage.
This is where I tell you to go check out Red Christmas unless you want to be spoiled, but I don’t hate any of you that much. So I recommend going straight to podcast and do not pass Go in this case.
If you are really desperate, Red Christmas is streaming on Shudder. Carnage is sorry. Carnage is very sorry.