This week on the podcast: Five friends have to swim for their lives when their boat capsizes and a great white goes on the hunt in “The Reef”.
Pray that you drown before this podcast.
ABOUT THIS EPISODE:
They stalk you slowly, wanting your brains….or your blood or something. ….Wait this sounds like last week’s movie. Nope, nope…new stalker this movie. This time a shark is stalking some asses. Join us this week for our thorough education — lol who we kidding — our thorough mocking of The Reef.
If you are a new listener to the PaNcast, be aware there are spoilers and expletives ahead! We break down the movie, go through a summary, offer analysis, trivia, arbitrary awards, reviews, ratings, fanfiction and more!
“Australians plan to boat to Indonesia, coral reef attacks their boat, and things go awry.” – Carnage’s Five Second Summary
Ever wanted to go to Australia? Did you know that, according to a completely made up statistic I am pulling out of my ass, 1 out of 5 tourists that go to Australia get bitten by a shark? And here I thought a shot glass was the ultimate souvenir!
Five aussies go for a lovely sailing trip to Indonesia….until they snag on a reef and their boat capsizes. We swear the shark and the reef are conspiring against this fivesome. They started this plot to eat boats and people months and months ago. Ahem.
Because the master swimmer of the group thinks that an island is only a mile or so away, four out of the five opt to swim/float/kickboard to the local island. Unfortunately, master swimmer doesn’t know math, which our shark friend likes as he tries to snack on them.
Will the swimmers win? Will the shark win? Will the reef win? Will Carnage keep torturing Chaos by choosing crap movies? Only one way to find out. (Okay, technically there are two ways, but just effing go listen to this week’s episode!)
Before listening, check out The Reef — especially if you mind being spoiled like a dead body in the ocean half mauled. Then make sure to tune into this week’s episode for lessons on surviving in The Reef with Chaos and Carnage!
The Reef is streaming on Shudder. Join us next week for Anaconda, streaming on Hulu live.