Part two of our devil child double feature has Chaos and Carnage checking out the 2006 remake of an undisputed horror classic, “The Omen”.
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ABOUT THIS EPISODE:
In this corner, weighing 5 ounces and a full hour and 51 minutes long, we have the badass, the OG, the scariest thing Chaos has seen since Ghostbusters; The Omen, 1976. And in the corner to my right, weighing at the nearly impossible same 5 ounces and coming up just a little bit shy at a full hour and 50 minutes, we have the remake, the copycat, the sheep in wolf’s clothing; The Omen, 2006.
Who will come out a winner? Who will reign supreme? Join us in the Octagon down in the Marianas Trench of Hatred to find out who will win this Royal Rumble (all trademarks of the Royal Rumble belong to the WWE respectfully).
If you are a new listener to the PaNcast, be aware there are spoilers and expletives ahead! We break down the movie, go through a summary, offer analysis, trivia, arbitrary awards, reviews, ratings, fanfiction, and more!
“Hollywood has gotten lazy and the year ends in six. Things go awry.”– Carnage’s Five Second Summary.
Wash. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Or if you are Hollywood, repeat several times. We will take after Hollywood today.
The sweet little demon child, Damien, just wanted to have loving parents and a home. He got the nice home at least. And can you really ask more in a parent than Satan and a jackal? I mean that is like the parentage jackpot. Now he gets to watch the world burn down around him. Sigh. We are so jealous.
Check out The Omen to keep from getting spoiled like Hollywood who hopefully did not make bank on this remake and then make sure to check out Chaos and Carnage to find out who our victor will be.