Untold Horrors: Christmas Craft Fair Massacre
Join us for a holiday horror special as we explore the world of goat masks, Satanic nativities, and the art of being hilariously evil.
Join Jamie and Steph as they embark on a festive journey through the depths of Tubi’s horror selection, spinning the roulette wheel of despair with a Christmas twist. This week, the duo dives into the 2022 film Christmas Craft Fair Massacre, a bizarre horror flick set in Houston, Texas, where a Christmas fair becomes the stage for a coven of Satan worshippers plotting a demonic nativity.
Despite initial skepticism, Jamie and Steph find themselves unexpectedly charmed by Brett McCormick’s campy, B-movie homage to Texas horror. They explore the film’s self-aware silliness, appreciating its short runtime, witty dialogue, and intentionally over-the-top performances. From a Michael Myers-masked janitor to a satanic nativity scene, the film offers a delightful mix of absurdity and creativity.
Listen in as Jamie and Steph revel in the film’s unapologetic embrace of schlock, with standout moments like a punk rock rendition of Jingle Bells and a malevolent magnifying glass.
Christmas Craft Fair Massacre may not be a traditional horror masterpiece, but its quirky charm and playful spirit make it a holiday treat worth unwrapping.
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Tubi is a surprisingly deep well of great genre content, but it’s hit or miss. In this show, two lifelong horror-obsessed cinephiles do the digging for you so you know what’s worth your time. Our goal is to help you discover great films you never knew existed.
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Untold Horrors: Curse of the Crimson Altar
This week, the Tubi Roulette Wheel demanded a sacrifice at the altar of Hammer Horror. We obey by descending into the eerie, fog-drenched world of Curse of theCrimson Altar (1968), a film that promises psychedelic thrills, a stacked genre cast, and a nod to Lovecraftian horror.
Join us as we break down the film’s wild visuals, gothic atmosphere, questionable choices, off-putting protagonist, and the powerhouse duo of Christopher Lee and Boris Karloff.
But that’s not all! We also offer some killer movie recommendations, debate the merits of Catnado, attempt a dramatic reading that goes wildly off the rails, and play a rousing game of Hammer Horror Mad Libs.
BONUS: Immerse yourself in the psychedelic, occult vibes of Curse of the Crimson Altar with the perfect sonic companion to our latest episode.
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