Expect lots of head-scratching questions as Chaos and Carnage venture into “No Escape Room” — just don’t hold your breath for many answers!
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After trying to escape a deadly Twister, we are back with — well, not a bang — more like the kind of pop you get with a sheet of bubble wrap. But somehow less satisfying. Carnage says check out the movie first. Chaos says don’t bother, just check out the episode. You be the judge!
If you are a new listener to the PaNcast, be aware there are spoilers and expletives ahead! We break down the movie, go through a summary, offer analysis, trivia, arbitrary awards, reviews, ratings, fanfiction, and more!
“Carnage is not smart and thought this was Escape Room and things went awry.” – Carnage’s Five Second Summary.
No Escape Room….is there already a spoiler in its title? Or is it just a clever way to draw you in to find out if there is an escape? Or, is the movie itself an escape? Can you escape into a movie where you have to suspend your disbelief that a 30-something man would hit on a sixteen-year-old girl in front of her father… and that father would not pound him into the ground?
Bad casting is one of the biggest issues with this movie, but the forced chemistry makes it tough to swallow, too. Worse than swallowing a Skeleton key. And where is the effing Inventor?? It’s not scary to just allude to him. We want to see this psycho.
And is this all a dream? Is this purgatory? Is this Chaos’s hell? Is Chaos the one that is really dead? Listen and let us know what you think.
Make sure to watch No Escape Room…not just to avoid being spoiled but also because Carnage asks nicely. Then check out this week’s episode and let us know what you think!
No Escape Room is streaming on Netflix.