Set sail with Chaos and Carnage for a bloodsoaked adventure at sea with Nazi vampires and more mayhem than you can shake a casket at.
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ABOUT THIS EPISODE:
We have Aussies, Brits, Russians, Yanks, and Nazis — along with vampires. What more could you possibly want? Oh yeah, our special guest star, Sam Helsing! Bringing his unique perspective, he joins Chaos and Carnage to not only dive deep into this movie but into horror movies in general.
If you are a new listener to the PaNcast, be aware there are spoilers and expletives ahead! We break down the movie, go through a summary, offer analysis, trivia, arbitrary awards, reviews, ratings, fanfiction, and more!
“Dumbass Nazis steal ornate caskets and things go beautifully awry for them.” – Carnage’s Five Second Summary.
A raft or boat full of nazis? Personally, we would choose the raft. But fear not because the only Nazis on this boat are vampires Nazis.
Now if a vampire Nazi bites you, do you become a vampire, a Nazi, or a vampire Nazi? Yeah, we are not too eager to find out whatsoever.
Also on a Nazi ship, if you find a little girl and ONLY a little girl, don’t trust the little girl. You need to lob her head off because clearly she can’t be trusted. Can a child really ever be trusted? When a child is involved, you always err on the side of caution and stake them.
Check out Blood Vessel to keep from getting spoiled like a vampire child let loose on a ship full of cannon fodder and then check out this week’s podcast with Chaos and Carnage.
Blood Vessel is streaming on Shudder.