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Pride Month continues as we pay our respects to the greatest story ever told — the one where JC saves the lesbians from blasphemous bloodsuckers.

Oh, Canada. You’ve given the world so much. But this cathartic tale of a saintly slayer and rock ‘n roll holy crusader who prepares for the second coming while kung-fu fighting vampire women and a gang of roving atheists may be your greatest offering yet. Tune in to this can’t miss episode, and let’s get on with the conversions!


The first testament says, “An eye for an eye.” The second testament says, “Love thy neighbor.” The third testament, “Listen to this podcast.”

This week on They Mostly Podcast at Night, it’s time for punk rock priests, albino judo-chopping Jesus, a clown car full of atheists, a pro-wrestler, lesbians a-plenty, and of course, vampires! So get out your stakes, eat a garlicky lunch, and prepare for a divided, lively debate between the hosts for Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter!

If you are a new listener to the PaNcast, be aware there are spoilers and expletives ahead! We break down the movie, go through a summary, offer analysis, trivia, arbitrary awards, reviews, ratings, fanfiction and more!

Vampires are stealing lesbians, the fathers tap JC, and things go awry.” (Five second summary) 

Punk rock priests find Jesus hanging out on the beach and bring him into their fight against a local cadre of bloodsuckers. The vampires are harvesting skin to fuel their immortal life from the lesbian population so they can walk in the daytime.

Jesus joins the fight with the help of Mary Magnum, who flirtatiously gets JC ready for his confrontation, and El Santo, a pro wrestler with a history of vampire hunting. Good thing Jesus knows Kung Fu, because he’s going to need to use it against these undead leeches.

To find out how it all comes out in the wash, join Chaos and Carnage for their thoughts as they debate the merits and flaws of this unusual tale.

Week 4 of Pride month, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, is currently streaming on Prime. Join us next week for Chillerama – I Was A Teenage Werebear, currently also on Prime.

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