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We check on the children and sell our souls in tribute to the genre staple, the babysitter. Let’s dig into “The Babysitter: Killer Queen”.

Welcome to Guilty Pleasures, the show where we put your prepubescent ass to bed so we can make out with our boyfriend and watch bad horror movies.

This month, it was Stephanie’s turn to pick the theme, and she decided to honor a staple of the genre and celebrate National Babysitter’s Day (May 13).

In honor of the occasion, we asked our adoring fans to choose a film for us to stay up late and drink lush lemonades with. You had to choose between the 2013 anthology horror film that first introduced Terrifier’s Art the Clown, ALL HALLOWS’ EVE…or the polarizing 2020 Netflix teen horror comedy THE BABYSITTER: KILLER QUEEN, the McG sequel to 2017’s THE BABYSITTER.

So put on your PJs, get tucked in tight, and let us tell you a bedtime story full of camp, carnage, and a killer scream queen. Does “The Babysitter: Killer Queen” deserve to be crowned a winner? Or is it more like a royal mess? And is it really a Guilty Pleasure? Let’s find out together!



Pour 2 oz of Captain Morgan’s original spiced rum (or spiced rum) over 2-3 ice cubes. Add one bottle of Mike’s Hard Lemonade (or non-alcoholic lemonade equivalent). Stir gently and serve.

Be sure to join us next month when we’ll be exploring polarizing gothic horror. You decide, is it THE WOLFMAN (2010) or CRIMSON PEAK (2015)?



Kelly loves all the cheese but not the ones you’d expect. A Cronenberg apologist until her dying breath, this Final Philly Girl likes her cats fat, her drinks blue, and would love it if you read her nonsense, both fictional and non.


Visionary. Award-Winner. Philanthropist. Social-Media Phenomenon. None of these terms pertain to Jack Wells, a burgeoning author located in northern Utah, and as a raging introvert with an abundance of shyness…he is totally ok with that! Refusing to stick with one genre, Jack writes whatever pops into his head, from historical thrillers to ethereal horror. Guilty Pleasures marks his first foray into podcast hosting. When not putting pen to paper or mouth to the microphone, Jack spends time with his sweet but quirky family, taking late-night road trips, enjoying a cigar, and sipping whiskey by his fire pit (because, as everyone knows, all work and no play…).


Morbidly Beautiful editor. Writer. Brooding Artist. Emo poet. A24 obsessed arthouse apologist. President of the Nic Cage Fan Club. Rotten-Tomatoes film critic. The better half of the Cheer and Loathing podcast. She’s passionate about movies, good grammar, graphic design, and cats. This fiery redhead hails from Texas, but don’t hold that against her. Professional hustler by day, Love Witch by night. A rabid fan of both five-dollar and four-letter words.


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Morbidly Beautiful @morbidlybeautifulhorror | Stephanie @srgreenhaw | Jack @jack_wells_author | Kelly @kellyemintzer

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Special thanks to the wildly talented Morgan Quaid for our theme show music. Morgan is a multi-talented author of books and graphic novels, a popular podcaster, and a badass musician. Please support this lovely human by subscribing to his channel on YouTube at

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