They Mostly Podcast at Night: Nosferatu the Vampyre

Time is an abyss; Chaos and Carnage invite you to spend a little of it with them as they chat “Nosferatu the Vampyre” and his undying ego.

Centuries come and go. To be unable to grow is terrible. This podcast is not the worst.

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Vampires. Wait, didn’t we just do vampires? Well, this is the mother — er, father —of all vampires. The original Mac daddy, Count Dracula. A slight spin on Bram Stoker’s original source material and not the first, nor the last film based on the vampire creator.

If you are a new listener to the PaNcast, be aware there are spoilers and expletives ahead! We break down the movie, go through a summary, offer analysis, trivia, arbitrary awards, reviews, ratings, fanfiction, and more!

Vampire gets a taste of pretty young flesh and things go awry.” – Carnage’s Five Second Summary.

One vampire to rule them all, One vampire to find them, and one vampire to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. Okay, so I am mixing up my fandoms, but hear me out for a moment. This. So. Fits.

Well, Count Dracula probably couldn’t find them all in the world, but perhaps he could pick them out in a crowded room better than Waldo. 

All the guys want to be him and all the girls want to be with him. Count Dracula certainly seems to think so. At least that the girls want him, or that he could seduce them with his vampire-ly ways. Lucy Harker is his for the taking if he wants her. Except Lucy wants nothing to do with this schmuck. Can’t really blame her. 

This bad-ass bitch sacrifices herself to get rid of the schmuck even. And for that, we celebrate Lucy Harker. And PETA who would have a field day with the treatment of these rats. 

Make sure to watch Nosferatu to keep from getting spoiled like Count Dracula who always gets what he wants. Then check out Chaos and Carnage to find out how not to get what you want.

Nosferatu is streaming on Shudder.