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Spain is a beautiful country, but they export some of the most terrifying tales imaginable — specializing in creeping tension and surprising stories.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition (apologies to Monty Python) just like no one expects Spanish horror to be so damn good that it’s frightening. When you think of the placid, sun-kissed home of folks like Penelope Cruz, Enrique Iglesias, and Antonio Banderas, your mind probably doesn’t immediately jump to tales of vengeful spirits, apocalyptic plagues, and demonic possessions.

It’s for this reason that horror films from Spain pack such a terrifying punch. The best analogy is…clowns. They should bring joy and mirth and create happy memories rather than murder you and everyone you love. One of my favorite quotes is, “There is nothing funny about a clown at midnight.” Similarly, there’s nothing sunny or serene about the following list of Spanish horror movies…no matter the time of day.

1. MAMA (2013)


Kids creep me out, man. I can’t explain this pseudo-phobia. But it’s probably because they’re similar to dolls, and dolls give me a serious case of the wiggins. In this case, there are two young girls who are abandoned at a remote cabin after their father killed their mother. The children were spared only when a shadow creature (Mama) yanked the dad into darkness. For the next five years, this Mama shadow cared for the girls, mostly by feeding them mountains of cherries.

By the time the dad’s brother finds them, his nieces are quite feral. Nevertheless, he and his girlfriend take them in. Under hypnosis, the oldest girl explains Mama escaped from an asylum and tossed her baby and then herself into a river. Then Mama possesses a woman and kidnaps the children. The final showdown with Mama is strange and takes place on Mama’s suicide/infanticide cliff. Moths are involved (yeah, I don’t know either).

In spite of the moth weirdness, Mama is a tension-filled creeper that not only holds your interest but practically oozes pathos. Now, aren’t you glad you remembered to get your mom a card for Mother’s Day this year?

Mama is currently available to rent on most digital streaming platforms, including Amazon Prime, iTunes, and Vudu.

2. THE LAST DAYS (2013)

In Barcelona, what is perhaps the most bizarre and unexplained ailment plagues the populace. If you venture out of doors, you die from what seems to be unadulterated fright. Given that those ensconced in glass buildings are fine but those who drive out of an underground parking garage die, my only theory is some deadly strain of agoraphobia. Scientific plot holes aside, we follow Marc who has been trapped in his office building for months. He’s desperate to find his pregnant wife and enlists the aid of (blackmails) company hatchet man, Enrique, the only guy in the building with a satellite GPS unit.

Their uneasy alliance becomes an unusual friendship that I must admit is more than a little uplifting. Disappointment, heartbreak, and a grizzly bear in a church are in their future as they search the city and eventually find Marc’s wife. I never spoil endings but will say it’s not one of those depression-inducing, black pit of despair, gloom and doom kinds. Nihilists beware.

While The Last Days is not the typical apocalyptic horror flick with its no zombies, no crazies, no monsters going on, it is scary in other more important ways. No one knows what the ailment is. Marc doesn’t know if his wife and unborn child are dead or alive. The unknown is scarier than just about anything.

The Last Days is currently available to rent on most digital streaming platforms, including Amazon Prime, iTunes, and Vudu.


Ever wonder what a Spanish Alfred Hitchcock horror flick would be like? Wonder no more, amigos. This disturbing gem hits all the right notes and presses all the paranoia buttons as a kind gesture turns an architect’s life upside down. Felix lets a stranger use his phone and leaves the room to give him privacy. Upon his return, the stranger is gone. Must have let himself out, right? Maybe not.

In the ensuing days, Felix begins to suspect he’s not alone in his sprawling house. He even does all the right things like calling the cops. They find nothing, of course, and think he’s nuts. He asks his ex-girlfriend to help him out. But soon after arriving, she vanishes. Felix is freaking and goes over to his next door neighbor’s house, which is home to a wheelchair-bound lady, and decides to live there without her knowing it. Ah, irony. We eventually learn the stranger put the woman in the wheelchair and that there’s a tunnel connecting the two houses. As for the film’s true Norman-is-actually-pretending-to-be-his-mother shocker…well, you’ll have to watch it.

The Uninvited Guest has a Rear Window and Rope vibe that any Hitchcock fan will understand. Again, this is a different kind of horror that for me is more satisfying than uber-graphic eviscerations and exploding heads. If you’ll pardon the unintended misogyny, it’s a thinking man’s horror movie.

You may have trouble finding a legitimate digital copy of this film, but you can pick up an inexpensive copy of the DVD on Amazon.

4. VERONICA (2017)

For months, social media outlets touted this film as being “too scary to finish” and “those with heart conditions shouldn’t watch it.” Clever marketing ploys stolen from The Blair Witch Project abounded, and I finally became annoyed enough to test my courage. Was it too scary to finish? Did it induce a myocardial infarction? Hardly. Is it a terrible movie? Again, hardly. In fact, this is one of the better Ouija board/possession flicks I’ve seen. And as with The Exorcist, it’s based on a true story.

While their classmates are on the roof observing an eclipse, teenage Veronica and two friends play with a Ouija board in the school’s basement. What could possibly go wrong? Well, lots. Strange and creepy happenings during the session render Veronica unconscious. Afterwards, she begins suffering from terrifying nightmares and too-real hallucinations, the worst of which involving her long dead and very naked father. Gross.

A blind nun at her school, lovingly referred to as Sister Death, explains that they didn’t properly close the portal they opened and must use the board again to close it. Her “friends” refuse so she turns to her elementary school-aged siblings to assist. Once again, what could possibly go wrong? Pretty much every damn thing, as it turns out.

The scares in Veronica are multi-layered and fiercely executed. The unnerving sense of dread alone will leave you wondering if you’ll ever be able to sleep with the lights off again.

Veronica is currently available on Netflix.


Creepy kids again. This time wearing masks that would make Leatherface run away screaming. I reckon there’s a correlation between the film’s gut-churning tension and its producer…Guillermo del Toro. I also reckon this is one of the best ghost flicks ever made.

Laura and her husband buy the old orphanage in which she grew up and plan to use it as a refuge for sick and special needs kids. Their own boy, Simon, is adopted and afflicted with AIDS. During the grand opening with kids and parents running amok, Simon disappears. Police and search parties and pleas to the public yield no results. As the days and weeks pass, Laura keeps hearing odd noises and thinks she sees Simon on occasion. The marriage buckles under the strain and eventually, they decide to move out. Laura stays behind by herself to wrap up a few things and say goodbye to her childhood home.

Of course, you have to wonder what happened to the other children she grew up with and why a former assistant at the orphanage, now an old woman, shows up in Laura’s life. You also have to wonder about why Simon insisted his imaginary friend was real and why he wanted to show Laura his friend’s room. These are just a handful of puzzle pieces in a tragic tale that spans generations. I wish I could go into more detail but I will not spoil this movie for you.

This is inspired storytelling, folks. Part mystery, part horror, and part family drama, The Orphanage will renew your faith in the genre and make you jump out of your skin and ugly cry while doing it. This is a must-see!

The Orphanage is currently available to rent on most digital streaming platforms, including Amazon Prime, iTunes, and Vudu.

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