We continue our recap of the entire Riverdale series with episodes 1 and 2 of the second season, “A Kiss Before Dying” and “Nighthawks”.
Join us for our weekly recap of the entire Riverdale series, starting with the first episode of Season 1. This will be a bi-weekly column (every Tuesday and Thursday), with two episodes reviewed each time, until we get caught up with the latest season. Catch up on everything you might have missed, including recaps for all of Season 1, using the links below — or just dive right into to episodes 1 and 2 of the second season of Riverdale.
Season 1 Recaps:
Episode 1: The River’s Edge
Episodes 2 and 3: Touch of Evil and Body Double
Episodes 4 and 5: The Last Picture Show and Heart of Darkness
Episodes 6 and 7: Faster Pussycats! Kill! Kill! and In a Lonely Place
Episodes 8 and 9: The Outsiders and La Grande Illusion
Episodes 10 and 11: The Lost Weekend and To Riverdale and Back Again
Episodes 12 and 13: Anatomy of a Murder and The Sweet Hereafter
Episode 1 (Season Premiere): “A Kiss Before Dying” Synopsis
Fred is transported to the hospital, where he experiences a series of hallucinations while attempting to pull through. Archie, reasonably so, struggles a lot with the whole thing. He fights with Veronica, gets in touch with his mother, and tries to come to terms with the fact that his father might die. Fred pulls through and comes home, determined to protect his son whose promised the same for him to the point where he stays up at night with a baseball bat in hand.
Alice suspects that the Serpents are to blame for the crime, attacking out of spite since Fred had fired a lot of them from his construction crew before the attack, and it was shown that no money was taken from Pops. Jughead doesn’t really help with that since he goes to the Serpents looking for any insight. This results in the two serpents, one named Tall Boy and the other nameless, beating up a suspect and finding nothing in order to prove loyalty to Jughead since he’s FP’s son.
Veronica fights with her mother, accusing her of planning something against Fred, only for Hiram to return home and join them at Pembrooke. Jennifer Gibson/Grundy is killed by the Angel of Death/Black Hood in Greendale with a cello bow.
— First of all, welcome back everybody to the Sweetwater Revue! This season is twenty-two episodes long, so we have our work cut out for us!
— Fred being in the hospital lasted for a single episode, which kind of disappoints me. I’m happy that he pulled through of course, that’s what I’d predicted would happen in the first place. But it would have been interesting to extend that narrative through a couple more episodes — let Archie deal with the possibility of his dad dying over a longer period of time, let the hunt for Fred’s attacker be a potential one for his killer. It would have given some strong tension to the show.
— I didn’t like the hallucinations, personally. They gave a good insight into Fred’s mind while he was fighting to stay alive, but they just made me uncomfortable. It’s the same sort of feeling I got with Jughead’s 1950’s nightmare last season, but less so.
— I still don’t know how I feel about Archie and Veronica as a couple, but seeing her comforting him was very sweet. That being said, they’re both still underage in canon, and the shower scene was really weird.
— Honestly, considering everything, I don’t blame Alice for being kind of wary of the Serpents and thinking that they might have had something to do with Fred getting shot. That could be the case, who knows? It’s not like that’d be the first illegal thing that’s been done in this show.
— Always good to see Vegas! I love that dog.
— Cheryl was so good this episode. Is the taunting of Penelope in a hospital bed a lot? Yes. Did I still love it? I sure did! Plus, her ‘kiss of life’ to Fred after Archie saved her life last season was a cute little gesture on her part.
— Welcome to the Riverdale Parents ranking, Hiram Lodge! You’re already pretty low on the list because of everything that you caused to happen from off-screen, but we’ll see if that changes!
— Also, Hermione threatening to slap Veronica made me kinda queasy, so she just dropped a lot.
— They changed Reggie’s actor between seasons! Sneaky Riverdale, thinking I wouldn’t notice.
— Are we going to finally get to see Archie dealing with some trauma? Is he going to get therapy this season? Is anyone going to get therapy this season? Probably not, but I can hold out hope.
— Speaking of trauma, it’s good to see Grundy/Gibson be given a permanent out from the series, especially after it’s proven that she didn’t change a single bit from what happened last season! Good riddance, you creepshow!
— Right now I have no idea who the Angel of Death/Black Hood is. I don’t pay enough attention to the eye colors in this show, so he could be any older man on here.
— Riverdale Parents Ranking: Fred, Mary, Alice, Hermione & Hiram (tied). FP’s gonna be out of the ranking for a bit because of prison, and Penelope was silent this episode. She’s still at the bottom in general, but she didn’t do enough this episode to be on the ranking this time.
Top cursed lines from this episode:“
“Now, here’s the realz, Baby Jane.” – Cheryl. (As a fan of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, this line made me cringe so hard I think I chipped a tooth.)
Episode 2: “Nighthawks” Synopsis
Vandalized and running out of money, Pop Tate prepares to shut down the town’s diner. Betty and friends, including the River Vixens and the Pussycats, attempt to rally the town to save a piece of its history like they couldn’t do with the Drive-In (after failing to get any support from Mayor McCoy). This succeeds, despite drug deals going on ‘right under her nose’ according to Betty’s mother, but not due to their efforts: the Lodges buy the restaurant in secret, allowing Pops to remain on as manager.
Archie, paranoid about his father’s attacker, has gone sleepless and terrified ever since his father came home — to the point where he attacks Jughead upon a surprise entry into the house. His paranoia is only solidified when he buys a gun from Dilton Doiley. Jughead’s not in a good place either, worrying for his father who’s been offered a plea deal. FP does contact his son though, warning him to not get involved with Penny Peabody.
There’s also a new drug in town called Jingle Jangle. Midge Klump, a student at Riverdale High, meets up with her boyfriend in the end to take the drug in the forest only for them both to be shot by a man in a black hood.