We continue our recap of the Riverdale series with episodes 7 and 8 of the second season, “Tales From the Darkside” and “House of the Devil”.
Join us for our weekly recap of the entire Riverdale series, starting with the first episode of Season 1. This will be a bi-weekly column (every Tuesday and Thursday), with two episodes reviewed each time, until we get caught up with the latest season. Catch up on everything you might have missed, including recaps for all of Season 1, using the links below — or just dive right into to our most recent recap below.
Season 1 Recaps:
Episode 1: The River’s Edge
Episodes 2 and 3: Touch of Evil and Body Double
Episodes 4 and 5: The Last Picture Show and Heart of Darkness
Episodes 6 and 7: Faster Pussycats! Kill! Kill! and In a Lonely Place
Episodes 8 and 9: The Outsiders and La Grande Illusion
Episodes 10 and 11: The Lost Weekend and To Riverdale and Back Again
Episodes 12 and 13: Anatomy of a Murder and The Sweet Hereafter
Season 2 Recaps:
Episodes 1 and 2: A Kiss Before Dying and Nighthawks
Episodes 3 and 4: The Watcher in the Woods and The Town That Dreaded Sundown
Episodes 5 and 6: When a Stranger Calls and Death Proof
Episode 7: “Tales From the Darkside” Synopsis
This episode is divided into three distinct parts: the tale of Archie and Jughead, the tale of Josie, and the tale of Betty and Veronica. Overarching the whole thing is a threat from the Black Hood, delivered through Pops, that the town must remain sinless for 48 hours or he’ll strike again.
Archie and Jughead: In order to help his father after he’s attacked by Ghoulies, Jughead takes a deal with Penny Peabody to help transport a one time shipment ‘pancake mix’ to Greendale. On the way, their tire blows out and a farmer helps Jughead along while Archie waits with the car. Jughead learns about the Riverdale Reaper and almost gets beaten up while dropping off the stuff only to get saved by Archie and learn that it’s a regular mission. He then learns that Penny lied to him and now she’s blackmailing him for his father’s sins.
Josie: Josie begins to receive threatening notes and gifts from a secret admirer, including threatening love letters, a teddy bear, and a pig’s heart accompanied by the note ‘If I can’t have you, nobody can.’ At the same time, her mother receives death threats and pleads with her daughter to be home before dark. In the end, Chuck Clayton (who has been trying to court Josie) is taken to Principal Weatherbee’s office by the janitor Mr. Svenson as a prime suspect. Cheryl, who’s been helping Josie not only with this case but with her music career (sending off a tape of her singing ‘Milkshake’ to Shabbey Road Studios without the other Pussycats knowing, leading to the band’s breakup), is implied in the end to be the true stalker.
Betty and Veronica: Betty and Veronica both have theories about Sheriff Keller. The former thinks he’s having an affair while the latter things he’s the Black Hood. While Veronica bonds further with Kevin, including a sleepover at the Pembrooke, Betty investigates what happened to Mr. Phillips while under the Sheriff’s watchful eye. Of course Betty’s theory is proven wrong and she’s given an alibi, but Veronica’s theory is spot on as she and Betty catch the Sheriff and Mayor McCoy kissing at the Shady Palm Hotel.
In the end, everyone fails the test and the ‘reckoning’ will be upon them all.
— I won’t have as many observations for this episode since it was mostly world building.
— The scratchy text and audio at the beginning was a good spooky touch. Speaking of Spooky, the ranking for the three versions heard in the episode is: Dusty Springfield’s version, Josie’s version, Chris Montez’s version.
— Archie and Jughead’s story was really boring, honestly. I know it’s important for the future of the story at large, but it was dull compared to everything else.
— I did enjoy learning about the Riverdale Reaper and a trip to Greendale. Nothing says fun like going elbow deep into spooky territory.
— Penny Peabody isn’t that intimidating.
— If this is how they’re starting a storyline about Cheryl being a wlw (woman-loving-woman), this is the literal absolute worst way to do it. We could absolutely do without it starting off with Cheryl being a stalker. Maybe show her having a normal crush on Josie while someone else plants the pig’s heart and the threatening notes — the Black Hood or some racist jackass at the school (especially since it’s implied that her mother gets racist letters because she’s the mayor). But if this is the start of a Cheryl realizing she’s interested in women subplot, this is not the way to go. Of course, that’s just my sapphic pair of cents.
— If this is the last episode of Josie and the Pussycats’s existence as a band, I’m going to be severely disappointed. This is not the way this band should go down.
— Maybe this is actually Chuck starting to become a better person? Who knows at this rate, the writers of this show switch around motives and personalities like its a shell game and no one wins.
— Chuck and Josie dancing was cute.
— Seeing Sierra and Josie this episode made my heart get all fuzzy. Good to see a mother in this town who’s actually a good one (I specify ‘in this town’ because Mary’s still a very good mom).
— Why is Sheriff Keller letting a fifteen or sixteen year old look at a whole lot of evidence when her parents have released what should be evidence into a newspaper multiple times? Seriously, he’s dealt with the Coopers before, why?
— Also, how old are the teenagers this season? Are they all still sophomores? Riverdale please give me a timeline, that would make this so much easier.
— I don’t condone cheating, but if that wasn’t a factor Sheriff Keller and Mayor McCoy could be a cute couple! Besides Fred, they’re clearly the ones who care most about their children in this hellhole of a town.
— Riverdale Parents Ranking: Sierra McCoy, Sheriff Keller, FP, Hal.
Top cursed lines from this episode:
Honestly, none of the lines were explicitly cursed this episode. The closest one was “Out of my way, Bert and Ernie!” from Cheryl and that just made me laugh. Although, Veronica calling Kevin a character from a lost Tennessee Williams play was inaccurate: the guy’s too proud and open about being gay to be a real Tennessee character.
Episode 8: “House of the Devil” Synopsis
FP, through the work of Penny Peabody and Cheryl’s testimony in his favor, gets out of prison and tries to go straight. He says he’s going to retire from the Serpents and his son throws a retirement party featuring Archie and Veronica (then Archie and Betty) singing and Betty performing the ‘Serpent Dance’ (a stripping ritual to join the Serpents). He doesn’t end up leaving the gang and takes the issue of Penny into his own hands.
Archie and Veronica try to find out more about the Riverdale Reaper — discovering that a son survived the family killing the Reaper did. They ask the janitor about it and he proceeds to tell them that the Reaper was killed for his crimes by the town without a trial and no one was punished. Despite their own questions and some dodgy wording on Svenson’s part, they don’t believe he’s the Black Hood.
In the end, Jughead breaks up with Betty to protect her, and Veronica breaks up with Archie because she has her own issues.
— Welcome back to the world of the non-incarcerated, FP! It’s nice to see him trying to go straight and bonding with his son — bad to see him not really doing either in the end!
— The whole subplot with Cheryl and Josie makes me uncomfortable. Can we not make Cheryl a predator? If you want to have her discover that part of herself, that’s fine, but this is absolutely not the way to do it.
— Yes, have sex in the middle of what’s essentially a horror movie come to life in your town. That’s a wonderful idea. I see no bad things coming of this, even though you two are now broken up.
— This show deals with Alice’s characterization like a sandcastle built on the edge of the tide: they build it up, it gets immediately knocked down, and then they build something different. I thought Alice was fine with her Serpent roots now — what happened to the whole thing at the gala?
— I’m still sure that Hal is the Black Hood, which makes Mr. Svenson as a red herring absolutely ridiculous. He’s had no bearing on the show so far besides taking Chuck to Principal Weatherbee’s office and accidentally walking in on Cheryl massaging Josie. If they were going to make anyone the Black Hood, it wouldn’t be a character who’s barely shown up.
— Nothing says fun teen show like a bad cover of ‘Mad World’! Seriously, everytime Archie sings it reminds me of a cell phone commercial. And Betty sounds like she’s trying to sound like Fiona Apple — and not doing a very good job of it. I did like Veronica, but I’m surprised Jughead wasn’t in the number. Is he too pretentious for a good ol’ fashioned sing-a-long at his own dad’s retirement party?
— I feel like it’s very important to ask, especially in this episode and with the Serpent Dance: how old is Betty Cooper supposed to be? Because she just stripped down to negligee in front of adults — including her mother. I know Lilli Reinhart, her actress, is an adult but how old is Betty?
— RIP the Bughead and Varchie pairings: I give the breakup only one or two episodes.
— Riverdale Parents Ranking: Fred, The Lodges, FP, Alice.
Top cursed lines from this episode:
“Playing a car dealership opening is barely a step above amateur porn.” – Cheryl